Mexico Seeking Numerous Donks

Urgently Needed!
The Drudge Report has been reporting a massive upsurge in the number of people that are suddenly interested in immigrating to Canada. It is further stated that most of these are Democrats that are eager to escape the effects of a second Bush Presidency.

This sudden desire to relocate has overwhelmed the Canadian immigration system, and more are applying than can be admitted under Canadian law. (Unlike the United States, Canada seems to have an immigration policy that actually works.)

We would hope that our fellow countrymen would reconsider their sudden urge to leave our homeland. Hillary will undoubtedly need your support in '08. However, for those that insist on leaving, we here at the 'Wonks would like to suggest an alternative destination.

As reported by today's Washington Post, Mexico needs numerous donkeys in order to make up a "Burro Deficit." It seems that many Mexicans are regretting their decision to abandon these traditionally sturdy draft animals in favor of trucks, tractors, and other machines.

What this means is that Mexico is actively looking for more donks. According to the article, "The demand has far outstripped the supply." We would urge those Democrats that truly desire to leave our country choose Mexico over Canada. The climate is warmer, the people are also friendly, and except for having to draw an occasional cart or plow, the lifestyle seems agreeable.