Yasser Arafat Finally Kaput?

Dead In Bed?
Numerous rumors have been flying around the internet, including the World Tribune, saying that notorious terrorist chief Yasser Arafat is dead. Whether or not he is dead, or soon to be dead, is a matter of time. What we here at The Education Wonks would like to know is why did this Terror Chief get to die in bed?

Arafat is but the latest in a long line of criminal masterminds that are more likely to die of old age rather than the hand of justice. It seems like the peons get caught, and the jefe gets away more often than not.

What fate is awaiting Osama Bin Laden? Now that President Bush has won his second term, we here at the 'Wonks hope that he finally mobilizes our Nation's resources with the stated objective of hunting this killer down and destroying him.

Enough of that ridiculous "Bring him to justice" nonsense! Bin Laden is not accused of bank robbery, but the mass murder of thousands of innocent mothers, fathers, and children.