Teresa Watch: The Radio Drudge Edition
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In his Halloween radio show Sunday evening, Drudge remarked:
- There are a number of people that are simply terrified of the possibility of Teresa becoming First Lady.
- Teresa owns half of George Town, Virginia.
- Have they let Teresa Heinz on camera this week? Anybody seen Teresa? She's been a vanishing act, she won't show up until election night.
- Did they let her say anything, or is it down to sign language? (A caller pointed out that Teresa had made an appearance in New Mexico.)
- It's not Kerry that's driving some votes over to Bush, maybe it's Teresa.
- There was no release of any video of Kerry throwing his medals, or Teresa throwing her twenty-dollar bills over the fence.
- Have your Teresa Heinz Yoga Tapes (should Kerry win) handy.
In the unlikely event that Teresa should become "First Lady," (a term she doesn't like, by the way) we here at the 'Wonks are certain that we will have four more years of interesting Teresa Tirades to take note of...
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