Monday, September 13, 2004

Teresa Watch: Where Is Teresa?

First Lady Or First Nightmare?
Have You Seen This Woman?
Many of us here at The Education Wonks have been wondering what has happened to wannabee First Lady Teresa Heinz Kerry. Conventional speculation is that the Donk's choice for first lady is being kept safely sequestered in an undisclosed location in order to control her verbal utterances. One of our insiders, however, has whispered to your EdWonk that Teresa is again having "work" done at a clinic near Palm Springs. Was she in need of work? The photograph speaks for itself.