This is what happens when a large school district doesn't pay its teachers competitive salaries.
When an Arizona college professor is threatened with dismissal because he emailed George Washington's "Thanksgiving Proclamation" to colleagues, something is seriously wrong in the Land of Barry Goldwater.
Shouldn't a fifth-grader know better than to bring a pistol to school?
Ricardo Montalban never said, "I'm Mr. Roarke, your host. Welcome to Study Island!" (This actually looks pretty good...)
Students in Paris, France are on strike to protest the election of conservative Nicolas Sarkozy to that country's presidency.
Today's non sequitur: Did you remember that today is Mother's Day? Well... its no problem unless you're Mexican.