Today's Knucklehead: Teacher Elizabeth Logan

Did you hear the one about the idiot $69,000 per year first grade teacher who was arrested and charged with stealing a little girl's jacket and selling it on eBay?

Elizabeth Lucinda Logan allegedly sold the purloined jacket for $46.

She has been suspended from her post. Our guess is that she will soon qualify for a Darwin Award in Education. -----------------------See our latest entries.