Terrorist Arafat Dead At Last

Dead In Bed!
CNN announced 45 minutes ago that Terrorist Yasser Arafat is dead. May he burn. The sad thing is that he died in bed. The sadder thing is that it took so long. The saddest thing is that he did not get to dance with a rope.

And may that high-living Parisian "wife" of his lose all her money and have to get a job.

Update: Nov. 11: Drudge is reporting that Terrorist Arafat's "wife", Suha has reached a settlement with Arafat's advisors. She has agreed to receive $22 million dollars per year. Maybe she could use some dance lessons as well.