Saturday, November 20, 2004

The Registry Of Bad School Administrators: Principal Takes A Whipping

May I Have Another?
Principal Steve Unfreid , of Matanuska (Alaska) Christian School, has to be the most naive school administrator around. Either that, or he is simply an idiot. What happened is that he caught two boys kissing girls down in the locker room last week.

This is the kind of thing that happens all the time in a high school.

A normal principal would have given detention, or called the parents, or made the kids write, "I will not kiss girls at school," a million times. What does our Mr. Unfreid do?

He took off his leather belt, gave it to teacher Joe Brost, and asked the teacher to, "Discipline me like you would discipline your own son!"

What teacher can resist giving an obviously loony-toon administrator a beating? So with the two boys watching, the teacher "laid it on." (We here a the 'Wonks want to know what happened to the girls.) The reasoning, as stated by Unfreid, was that Jesus had undergone a similar punishment.

Word soon spread, and the police arrived for a little chat. No arrest were made, however, as there is no law against one allowing another person to beat the !##!% out of one. The School Board was a different matter. Both Unfreid and Brost resigned.

The EdWonk would like to know if Unfreid said, "Thank you sir! May I have another?"

Mortarboard Tip: Kevin of Northern Polemics.