Attention Pseudo Conservatives

This just in from our Upstate New York Bureau: when, thanks to the interference of outsiders such as Sarah Palin, Fred Thompson, Tim Pawlenty, and Glenn Beck, Republicans fight among themselves, Democrats will take advantage of the opportunity.

And who can really blame them?

Ed's Note to Cut-and-Run former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin: Since you saw fit to pull the rug out from under a duly nominated female Republican Congressional candidate by endorsing a third-party challenger who doesn't even live in the district, thus fatally splitting Republican ranks, please don't whine about "sexism" next time you are criticized by the mainstream media for not knowing (with the exception of Roe v. Wade) the name of a single U.S. Supreme Court Decision with which you disagree.