Have Nipple Ring, Won't Travel

Did you hear the one about the Texas woman who couldn't board the airliner without removing her nipple rings first?

As many of those federal TSA-types seem to be into pain, maybe Mandi Hamlin should have offered to use those pliers on those TSA agents as well as on herself.

Full Disc: I must confess that I find the mental picture of her using those pliers on attorney Gloria Allred (pictured, left) to be more entertaining.