How To Keep Teens From Camping In The Bathroom

The New York Daily News has a solution for those parents that just can't keep their teenagers from camping out in the bathroom for hours on end:

Want to get your teenager out of the bathroom fast? Of course you do. So run out and buy the new SAT Vocabulary Shower Curtain.
That's right, I'm talking about a $15 clear vinyl curtain covered with big words, dictionary definitions and eventually - if your kid is a normal, well-adjusted student who lives for anything other than A's - tear-salted soapsuds that spell out, "I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" Naturally, that is not how entrepreneur Kevin Tung sees this curtain of his. No, he says his goal is "simple, stress-free learning."

Our 13-year-old daughter, the TeenWonk, has already had us to understand that there isn't any way on earth that one of these is going into any of our bathrooms. Little does she know that the WifeWonk has already gotten her credit card out of its hideaway nook...

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